Welcome, adventurer. Steve and Hawes are in Hawes' kitchen in the sleepy town of Hightopia — a place nestled among the analog hills of the Triforce Valley, where retro video games and nature are the same thing. Walter the white cat is doing a figure-eight between their shins.
The quest is simple and deranged: somewhere out there is an alpha cartridge of 'Mass Effect: Uncensored'. Nobody has ever held it. Today they find it.
Two roads lead out of town. South, the Emerald Pixels Forest whispers with the sound of 8-bit birds. East, Over-Clock City hums with tech markets and rumor.
Which way do they go?